gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

sunsetorangepeeta:

*drops out of school to become full-time book reader*

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

wucyhale:

favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

When asked how she would feel about kissing Rupert or Dan.

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

latenightjimmy:

Excited to have our bestie Demi back on the show tonight. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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