my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

*drops out of school to become full-time book reader*
favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
When asked how she would feel about kissing Rupert or Dan.
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing